No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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