Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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