There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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