this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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