his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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