We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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