And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
