So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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