STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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