That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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