Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
All the doctor said was why
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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