chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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