remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
tell me about the fingering
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