Just cropdusted the office
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Boobs are out for the taking
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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