Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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