Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
that is very illegal...i love you.
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