it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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