But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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