When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We're too hungover to prance.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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