best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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