Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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