Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
