That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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