this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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