Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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