Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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