Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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