I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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