There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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