I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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