I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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