physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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