Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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