Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Come on in and take your pants off
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