I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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