Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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