if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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