I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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