Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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