Having a random hookup so left but love u
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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