What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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