can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you win again, gameday.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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