I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We are two peas in an std pod
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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