I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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