What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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