I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
