Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
