That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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