I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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