Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
send nudes
from the living room?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
