Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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