Plan B is the new Plan A
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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