It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I need water and some morals
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
