i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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