He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We are all done wearing pants today
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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