Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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