I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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