problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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